Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw the Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #Bruh
That can is older than a lot of my followers.
That can may be older than my husband.
…..I am older than an old can of cheese
I am also older than this can of cheese.
As am I.
I dare you to open it.
two types of people.